Regardless, I've made it to Broomfield, Colorado, and have been greeted by scenic views, more Subaru Outbacks than Toyota Pri-i (the obvious plural for Prius), a ridiculous amount of bowling alleys per capita (if I've done my math right), and a pug who refuses to poop east of Las Vegas. -- Insert craps joke here. --
|I'm clearly staring at the last person I killed|
I don't think that would be TOO traumatizing for her….but really…there is only one way to find out.
A fun fact about Ironman Boulder -- just in from the false advertising department -- as of now, they have ADDED about 1500 ft. of climb to the ride and another 200 ft. to the run. These are not absolutely terrible things to do…but I do kind of feel like this was a bait and switch. And since they were so good at doing this…I kind of also feel like Ironman Boulder pulled a master bait and switch at that. Yeah. Pun.
On the bright side, I am pleasantly surprised to be staying right near a place called Golden Bear Bike Shop here in Broomfield, CO with previous ownership connected to Berkeley, CA. They are clearly not known for master bait and switching. But they do fit right in with the new marijuana laws. You get a free gram with every tune up (do I need to put KIDDING when something is that ridiculous?).
My bike and I are going out for a Rocky Mountain High ride tomorrow. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.