Thursday, March 28, 2013

Japan -- Day 3: Stay off the Escalators.

In Tokyo, here is what I learned about escalators:

You should (or shouldn't?) smoke your last cigarette and poop a brick before you get on one...

...because while the escalators look harmless and safe for women and children, they truly have only one mission: play pat-a-cake with your kids before the escalator pushes your child off the edge to an untimely death.

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