Some thoughts about signs I saw in Kyoto.
Did I figure out how to use the Hollywood Squares bathroom? Circle gets the square!
Mushroom-headed-plasticman-dads, please hold on to all insects with legs.
Only YOU can prevent forest fires and simultaneously feed your dog.
Do I really have to pick up rocks, or can I just pretend to before I pretend throw them at the monkey?
If your cigarette starts thinking when you are going to the bathroom, please ride away on your bike.
If you grow a third leg or your bike attacks you, you have had too many of the special mushrooms with your sushi.
When the rain stops you from burning a child, just take your bike and run over him.