In the movie 300, a bunch of naked Spartans prance around while a naked Persian guy tries to seduce/conquer them (this is the CliffsNotes version).
Very similarly, my blog nears 300 entries, and I am currently prancing around naked.
OK...OK...that isn't true...I'm not prancing.
Point being, I should come up with something spectacular for this occasion. I mean, who would have imagined I would have spent so much time writing so many things that so many people don't read. NOT ME!
With about nine blogs to go before I get there...I need to think of something that is equal parts meaningful, thought provoking, libelous, self-deprecating, and crude. Something like Hemingway meets Daniel Tosh.
Until then, I'm going to try to contact Gerard Butler and see if I can get him to make a special blog appearance saying something like "THIS...IS...MARK'S BLOG!!" Prancing/clothes optional.