Monday, July 13, 2009

Photo Caption Contest

Below is my latest Facebook picture. Whoever comes up with the best caption (as voted on by me...and maybe my dog), wins...wait for it...wait for it...

His/Her caption being used on my Facebook page. And maybe I'll buy you a coffee or something.

21 comments:

prez said...

Yabba-Dabba-Douche!

Tauni said...

hmm, this will count as my second entry...

In exchange for a ride in the party bus fred flinstone reluctantly lent mark his car, which he instantly regretted after smelling what Mark left for him. That sonic burger sure did a number on his insides....

Shasta said...

Mark is modeling the latest in safety bicycles.

ann marie said...

His mother always told him not to accept rides from strangers, but Mark always had to learn things the hard way . . .

ann marie said...

His mother always told him not to accept rides from strangers, but Mark always had to learn things the hard way . . .

Maccerz said...

Mark is gay.

Manasse said...

HAhahahahahaha...it's funny cuz it's true.

Ali Husain said...

Is the two tone wood grain with the bed sheet interior with all foot drive come standard?

Ali Husain said...

Does this make me look fat or phat?

Manasse said...

Ali with some entries that are in the running!

Nice!

Ali Husain said...

To the kid not captured in the photo:

Mark: What are you looking at kid?
Kid: Err, mister aren't you a little old for this ride?
Mark: I have a real job and if my calculations are correct, and they usually are, my budget allows me 5 bucks of quarters on this beast, so BACK of the line kid!

Anonymous said...

Mark became upset when he learned that window-side service would not be permitted unless he parked in one of the designated drive-up stalls.

Ali Husain said...

Not the ideal getaway vehicle for a dine n’ dash!

Nina said...

It was then that Mark realized he was stuck in El Centro.

Nina said...

An exercise in unsuccessful application of B.C. flirting techniques as applied in 2007 A.D.

Shasta said...

If I don't get my BrontoBurger(TM) in the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna get prehistoric on your ass!

Maccerz said...

Mark driving a prehistoric Smart car.

Maccerz said...

Prehistoric cars were much smaller because road head had yet to be invented.

janjarr said...

WILMAAAAA! Please, babe, just for tonight ...

Manasse said...

Wilma always says she has a headache...

Manasse said...

This was a tough contest with a lot of excellent entries. If I had to pick favorites, I would say:

Jeff clearly had the most intellectual entry (it should also be noted he did not call me "gay" or "fat" or "dumb") with: "As Mark drove his new 2010 GM home, he asked himself, "Who Says American companies can't compete with the Japanese?"

Chris's "Mark is Gay" was the most nonsensical....

Ali's "Does the two tone wood grain with the bed sheet interior with all foot drive come standard" really incorporated the Flintstone's theme into the humor.

Shasta's "If I don't get my BrontoBurger (tm) in the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna get prehistoric on your ass" was clever AND violent. A good combination.

But I think there is a tie for first place....so I owe both Jason and Darron coffee.

Jason's first place entry was: "Psssst. Hey, kid. Know how to drive a dick-shift?"

and

Darron's first place entry was: "Yabba-Dabba-Douche"