The following is a list of things that I would really like less (or fewer) of:
Lady, I don't care if you think it is natural; I don't want to be in a restaurant with you while your kid is slurping on your nipple. Don't glare at me, either, because if you like it or not, you are a distraction. I'm not trying to "cop a look" at your food bank...but no matter what floral design you have on your tit tent, it is something that draws attention. If you don't want people to stare...how about doing that shit at home...
This chick is the next Eva Longoria in my book. I'm sick of hearing about her struggles separating from her alter ego Hannah Montana, her daddy taking sexual pics of her....but most of all, I'm sick of seeing her ugly mug on every backpack sold in America. Remember the last chick that got this much attention who started out on The Disney Channel? How well is Britney Spears doing these days?
Use of the words Event and Catastrophe
I am tired of every TV show every week being labeled as an event. An event is something special...but if every TV show is an event, that in fact turns them into the opposite, an everyday occurrence. Regardless, I'm not sure the two-hour season premier of Grey's Anatomy truly is an event anyway you look at it. What would be an event is if that show actually had a point.
Next, the media really needs to stop calling everything a catastrophe. Again, if EVERYTHING is a catastrophe...in fact, the word loses meaning...and so does the catastrophic air. And are you like me...do you think the media is loving every second of a hurricane heading towards New Orleans. They have been waiting for this moment for what, four years? Every news station is creaming itself right now at what they hope is the destruction of people's homes and lives.
Washcloth-big (or small) Skirts
I admit it...it's distracting. I don't like it when my students are wearing clothes so small, that turning on the AC means there is a chance I might see the Va-J-J. I understand it's the style right now, and I understand we don't have a dress code at my school...but come on. These guys have a hard enough time learning without upper thigh in their face.
How about some manasseworld pulse checking...what do YOU want more of less of?