I bet you didn't know that if you search for Expired Benadryl that my blog is the third hit on Google. Go ahead. Try it. I double dog dare you. If you use quotes: "Expired Benadryl"...I'm the first hit!
I found this out because Alee found me in cyberspace this way. Thanks, Alee!
Quite the star I am.
Too bad if you search for my name "Mark Manasse"...some imposter comes up for the first (approximately) 1,000,000 hits...God how I hate Mark S. Manasse. Damn him. DAMN HIM!!! Why can't Mark A. Manasse rule the cyber world? I have one of the MOST unusual names on Earth (yes, I checked...and it was voted "Top Most Unusual Name.")...yet a brother can't get a hit.
But if you search "Expired Benadryl" I'm number one.
Perhaps I should change my name to Expired A. Benadryl.