Monday, December 17, 2007

Where's Darron-o

Have you seen this man? He supposedly lives in Southern California...and has gone to Japan for Christmas Break. I don't believe it.

So, I instead offer...

The Top Ten Things Darron Is Probably Doing At This Very Moment.

10. Pouring wine spritzers down a prepubescent boy's body. Leave Clemens alone, Darron.

9. Surfing again.

8. Blogging under his pseudonym: Mountain Fairy.

7. Modeling for Photogenic Weekly

6. Attending an AA Meeting: Attentivenessless Anonymous

5. Starting round three of his favorite game "Hide the Bacon." (He's always "It," by the way)

4. Pre-estimating hypothetical future damage to his car.

3. Getting around to reading Procrastinators Do It Later

2. Getting his life in order. Whoops, that's part of the Top Ten Things His Girlfriend Is Doing FOR Darron Right Now.

1. Regretting that he ever got me into blogging.


Chris said...

One of the top ten things Darron is *not* doing right now is taking a crap.

prez said...

True dat.

Clinical tests have shown that "Retar-darron" is revealed in about 1 out of every 10 Darron photos.

McNastabator said...

1 out of 10? Hmmmm....