Thursday, August 16, 2007

I hate Eva Longoria

I really do. And shockingly, Ihateevalongoria.com is STILL available!!!!

If you also hate her, tell me why...

16 comments:

tinou said...

i hate her because she's married to tony parker. tony is so dreamy.

she's a bit overrated. not that hot. good for her age, but overrated.

prez said...

I hate her because she never says goodbye in the morning before she leaves.

Tauni said...

I hate her because she is photographed more at Spurs games then the actual players are.

Anonymous said...

I hate her for many reasons and I hate her bad. She's thinks she's the shit. You can tell. This is not jealousy speaking. This is, "You're NOT the shit!" speaking. She's an attention whore. She seems needy and demanding. I hate her teeth. I hate her show off-ness. I hate the comments she makes. I hate how her head looks. I hate how it was always, "My wedding this. Tony and I...so in love that. My wedding. My ring. Me, me, mine." Shut up biiiiiiitch. I just think she's super annoying. She reminds me of a little rodent. And I want to chuck that little rodent against the wall. By the way Eva, no one gives a shit about you and Tony and your steaming love life and all your romance. Your man has a unibrow and you are a ratfink.

McNastabator said...

Dear Anonymous:

You are my new favorite person.

Anonymous said...

I hate her for all the reasons listed. Plus! All she cares about is attention on her all the time and people worshipping her. She's so self absorbed. Average looking with a stylist. I love it when she porks out. She always does pre-emptive strikes in the media, "Oh, I gained 10 poinds in my butt because of the writers' strike!" Because she's so afraid a tabloid will put her in a "STARS' SHOCKING WEIGHT GAIN" section. I can't wait 'til Tony wakes up & realizes he's married to a controlling, demanding, old hag. I want to set her on fire & extinguish her before she dies, but after she's maimed. A nice shiny scar of skin, head to toe.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot. Did anyone notice there were NO PICTURES of her retarded sister at her perfect wedding. But (again, transparent pre-emptive strike) there were pictures of her w/the retarded sister at some amusement park a few weeks before the wedding. "Oh yes. I hang out with my retarded sister all the time! I just LOVE my retarded sister. Kiss kiss!" Never to be seen again with the retarded sister! She's depraved! A monster! Ooooh. I'm having the bad feelings again...

Anonymous said...

I hate her because she made a comment at the ALMA awards about VP Palin, and I bet she does not even know one of her stances.

John said...

I hate her because she is so DAMNED thin (seriously, who is a size double zero?), is a smoker, and isn't even that pretty. And she has the nerve to slur a Mexican cop whenever she herself ... well, let's just say she's a little bag of bones who doesn't deserve the finer things in life.

John said...

Regarding my comment above: I should have said "... has the nerve to ALLEGEDLY slur..." because, as I understand, she did deny it. My bad. However, I still stand behind everything else I said. She is so annoying!

Manasse said...

You go, John!

I swear...they cannot show Tony Parker on TV without showing her, too. It makes me sick. During the skills competition at the allstar weekend...they showed her every freakin' time Tony Parker did anything.

ARGH!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't like her but NOT hate her for so many reasons...

FLIRT.

Flirt.

That's it.

Anonymous said...

She thinks she is 'it"
She is not and she is very irritating.

Anonymous said...

Plus she is a nigger lover

Anonymous said...

I don't like her because she goes out of her way to maker herself seem less mexican when she CLEARLY looks mexican (not of spanish descent).

Anonymous said...

I hate her so much, she is such a show off and poser, always posing for the camera like that will get rid of her ugliness. She is a fugly whore with no talent whats so ever. Only reason shes famous is because of her body, if she didn't have that shes nothing, i hate her body anyway but i am sick of people being so obsessed with this untalented whore. She can't act for shit, her acting sucks and why the fuck does she keep coming back to award shows to presents, get rid of her now. I hate her gusts