I have a rule in my classes. If someone's phone rings during class, I dance until the ringer is shut off. I try to make the dance as terrible as possible (not hard)...and I try to shake my ass rhythmically to the sound of the most-likey-hip-hop tune.
This happened in class the other day....and I thought to make the dance even funnier...I would try tap dancing to the rap/hip hop song blasting from my student's phone. As he rushed to turn it off...I asked
Me: Who was that?
B: Tech 9.
Me: Tech 9? I must be getting old...I've never heard of him. Where's he from?
B: Kansas City
Me: So he likes ribs, steaks, and gangster rap?
B: Something like that. So what kind of music do you like Professor Manasse?
B: Do you like soft rock?
B: I bet you like soft rock...like Soundgarden.
Me: Soundgarden is now considered soft rock? I thought that was alternative/grunge. Elton John is soft rock.
Me: But I like Elton John, too.