When I joined Team in Training last year to do the marathon, I noticed how in shape everyone was. So thin...so ready to run 26 miles.
This year, I have decided to do a century ride (ride my bike 100 miles) in Lake Tahoe. Know what I noticed: everyone is fat.
The coach is fat
The mentors are fat
The other riders are fat
I am...not...um...as...thin as I should be.
I also noticed that riding a bike really makes your ass hurt. A lot. Continuously, throughout the week.
So, I have concluded that riding bikes makes people have big, fat, throbbing asses.
It's like a dream come true.