When talking to a person with a lazy eye, what is the correct etiquette on where to look?
(1) The good eye?
(2) Both eyes?
(3) The ground?
(4) Her boobs?/His crotch?
When someone you know is acting completely insane, do you
(1) Ignore it?
(2) Tell him/her?
(3) Mimic her/him?
(4) Touch her boobs/his crotch?
If you have a student trying to make inappropriate vacation plans with you, should you
(1) Stop talking to her
(2) Tell him you aren't gay
(3) Tell her you ARE gay
(4) Touch her boobs/his crotch on the way to the airport?