Friday, December 08, 2006

Signs you are getting old

1. You wake up, and the first thought in your head isnt about work, sex, of those.

The first thought in your head is: God, I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.

2. You are explaining slang/idioms to ESL students, and they ask for help defining what some slang they heard means...and you have never heard it before.

When ESL students are more hip than're old.

3. If you can become sore from sleeping, you're old.

4. Begin any sentence at any time with: When I was your age...

You're old.

5. When you try to bring up 80's pop culture, and the person you're talking to responds: "I think I learned about that in school" or "Oh yeah, I saw that on VH1's I love the 80's"

You're old.


Anonymous said...

You are not old, until you act old. Writing a blog about how you are getting old, counts as acting old :)

prez said...

You're not feeling so old, in fact you're feeling more bold, and along comes Dr. Killjoy...

McNastabator said...


If you are older than Dr.'re old.