In class this evening, this doooooooooooooooooozy came out of my mouth.
Student: Professor Manasse, is this sentence a run on?
I respond: Yes, that sentence is a hard on...I mean run on.
I have never been so mortified. Ever. Seriously, what the Hell is wrong with me?
One more month of insane crazy schedule to go. What will I say next? Post a comment and let me know, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! Possible topics still to come in this night class:
And, of course, my favorite: Dangling Modifiers (too easy)
I'm sure I can slip a "anal sex" in there somehow. Someway.