Monday, July 10, 2006

Yes. Again.

In class this evening, this doooooooooooooooooozy came out of my mouth.

Student: Professor Manasse, is this sentence a run on?

I respond: Yes, that sentence is a hard on...I mean run on.

I have never been so mortified. Ever. Seriously, what the Hell is wrong with me?

One more month of insane crazy schedule to go. What will I say next? Post a comment and let me know, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! Possible topics still to come in this night class:

Parallelism
Subject/Verb agreement
Pronoun Replacement/Agreement
And, of course, my favorite: Dangling Modifiers (too easy)

I'm sure I can slip a "anal sex" in there somehow. Someway.

Ridiculous.

1 comment:

Sharli said...

That is pretty much the funniest thing that I have heard all day!