In class the other night, I wrote a complex sentence on the board.
A complex sentence, in brief, is a sentence that has an independent and dependent clause. You can move the dependent clause from in front to the back of the independent clause.
A student asks me: "So, Professor Manasse. Can I move the front part of the sentence, to the back." Clarifying the point I had just made.
I respond: "Yes...as long as the sentence makes logical sex....errrrr....I mean sense."
Count to one
Count to two
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" the class is uproariously laughing at me.
"I think you need a girlfriend, Professor."
"Does that mean we have to use a condom when writing?"
On, and on, and on, and on.
I'm sure it means nothing. Yeah. I'm sure. I'm totally fine. Totally.