Did you know that was the diamond anniversary? I didn't.
So this past weekend, I was naughty. I was. I did something dirty that I need to tell y'all about.
I stripped my deck. I did. I stripped it until it was naked. I then conditioned my deck, opening it up so that it would be ready for me to penetrate it with some stain.
This wasn't as easy as you might expect. Some portions of the deck were more stubborn than others. These portions were not conditioned well, so I needed to get down on my hands and knees and apply the stain by hand.
My deck was wet all day...and I had to wait 24 hours until I could use it again.
Seriously. I need a girlfriend.
The deck and I caught red handed.